1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
100
2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
A scar from a cut on my left wrist.
3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
Sorry, I don't know any Hollywood stars. Really.
4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
2%
5. What is the point of the septum?
What's a septum?
6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
York
7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
Depends on from which side to look.
8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
I have a very good idea where SK is. you know where's North Korea? Japan? Kamchatka? Bering Sea? Look around there and you'll find it soon.
9. How thick is your favourite book?
I really don't have a favourite book.
10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
I enjoyed wasting it and since I'll get my very personalised psychological profile, my time most certainly didn't go to waste.