Is anyone there?
I'm here.
What is your name?
(vision of a wolfy looking creature with sharp teeth in his open mouth)
Would you say it so I can hear?
Dolf.
Are you a spirit guide?
I'm a clown.
Is there anything you can say to me that will be beneficial in my life?
Ahhhh!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!! (very loud)
Let's try that again. Any words that might help me?
Make it big, as big as Rosemead Avenue.
Go out the door in the direction of your right eye.
(I got up and walked out the door and walked in the direction of my right eye.
Found myself out on the little terrace, looking for a delightful surprise.
Saw nothing out of the ordinary, but noticed I was standing in a patch
of warm summer sun, and it felt very good.)