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Originally Posted by Mark Lapierre  1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
Aldebaran
2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
The patch of transparent skin between the base of my little toe and the uppermost point of my scalp.
3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
I'm allergic to Hollywood stars.
4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
You spelt percentage wrong. Are you Nigerian? If so, the percentage should be whatever it is plus whatever your addition would adjust it to.
5. What is the point of the septum?
The pointy bit at the end, obviously.
6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
Probably York. New York is full of porn stars who know how to make it last. York is far more prudish and therefore inexperienced.
7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
You're not wearing any, and I assume it's because you like the feel of your inside-out velure pants. Which are purple.
8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
*points* My arm is straight with my index finger extended and the other fingers curled in towards my palm.
9. How thick is your favourite book?
76mm
10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
This is a leading question which assumes that a) time can be wasted and b) this quiz is pointless. Since I don't agree with those assumptions I can't answer the question with the same degree of sincerity given to each of the others. |
Aldebaran? From this answer I believe you were born in April/May time and are of bovine extraction. I certainly never saw that coming.
Mark, you live very much inside a bubble of solitude of your own making. Whether your mind is playing tricks on you or you are wrapped in cling film is another matter.
Any allergy is unfortunate ailment in almost every situation but it appears in your case to be a positive boon! Coming out in a rash only when munching on an A list celeb is never likely to cause you too many problems unless you feel a little Gregory Peckish during the night.
To mock the typographically afflicted does you no credit at all let alone when directed at the inhabitants of a third world nation. In addition I couldn't subtract a division of argument in your multiplication formulae.
In medical issues you are sadly lacking. If you can see a pointy bit to the septum, one of us has either got very good or very bad eyesight. Either that or you have a very odd nose.
Your views on the chronilogical development of all things York has produced one of the most interesting arguments I've ever come across. It certainly needs more research before I call out the men in white coats.
It is of course now Tuesday so are very perceptive to realise that always use this day to run around completely naked under my clothes. Velure on skin is surely one of the purest joys in life whatever the colour.
In South Korean geography you scored highly. If you are pointing at the floor you surely know you are in Soeul and if you are pointing in a hall of mirrors you are covering eventuality. Good work!
At last! Somebody took the time to measure their book, a sure sign of someone who has more time than they need.
You are under the illusion that time cannot be wasted and that there is a point to all this. Clearly you have no sense of reality.