 Other reasons why men are happier
We never worry about CUP sizes. Though we develop them when we are forty five.
Body hair is sexy.
If our slip shows, it's even more sexy
We spend 2 minutes flat - be it buying a card or a T-shirt
We, thankfully, never have to wear heels
Washing hair is not an hourly exercise
We never have to tweek our eyebrows and lather ourselves with the most hideous concoctions
Interior decoration is not cardiac surgery
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You have to shave only your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
We can say 'F***' and make it happen
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