1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
Aldebaran
2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
The patch of transparent skin between the base of my little toe and the uppermost point of my scalp.
3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
I'm allergic to Hollywood stars.
4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
You spelt percentage wrong. Are you Nigerian? If so, the percentage should be whatever it is plus whatever your addition would adjust it to.
5. What is the point of the septum?
The pointy bit at the end, obviously.
6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
Probably York. New York is full of porn stars who know how to make it last. York is far more prudish and therefore inexperienced.
7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
You're not wearing any, and I assume it's because you like the feel of your inside-out velure pants. Which are purple.
8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
*points* My arm is straight with my index finger extended and the other fingers curled in towards my palm.
9. How thick is your favourite book?
76mm
10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
This is a leading question which assumes that a) time can be wasted and b) this quiz is pointless. Since I don't agree with those assumptions I can't answer the question with the same degree of sincerity given to each of the others.
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