I'd have Goran Bregovic and his Wedding and Funeral Band playing - live! Nothing better than larger-than-life, full of soul, emotion and crazyness Balkan orchestra

And I'd want people to cry and laugh and drink and dance. And sing along.
Alternatively, I'd die in Varanasi and then it'd be flutes or chants or silence as my ashes are scattered over the Ganges. Yeah.