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Originally Posted by {aspiring_to_clarity}  1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
You're trying to confuse the obtuse American with incomprehensible English slang...80?
2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
A really thick scar on my knee from landing on a rock after doing a backflip...it would look a lot better, but we were going to a concert that night and therefore decided to forgo stitches.
3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
Joaquin Phoenix...he's yummy and vegan.
4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
Sadly many of them can afford neither exams nor glasses...what an insensitive question!
5. What is the point of the septum?
We would look funny with one big nostril.
6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
I'm gonna say York. If not that's really weird.
7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
Green...because you're fresh.
8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
Under North Korea (they don't teach Geography in the US either).
9. How thick is your favourite book?
About 1.5 inches.
10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
Not any more than necessary.
What say you? |
You are easily confused. You cannot weigh your date of birth.
Despite a really unattractive and lumpy knee with unwieldly scar tissue from inappropriate behaviour in the name of acrobatics, you are still prepared to eat people. This all the more disturbing as Joaquin Phoenix is a vegan.
You have the gall to make your profiler to feel guilt at his insensitivity but have the ability to paint the unpleasant imagery of a nose with a single airway passage. To then laugh at this makes you insensitive too.
You do not fall for geographical trick questions and use imperial measurements to measure book density which means you are really old.
I am alarmed by your answer to question 7 and relieved to that of question 10.