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Originally Posted by AidanMatthews216

Whew! I can't think of that many different seasonings...

1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
Weight and time are incommensurable quantities.

2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
My skin is perfect.

3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
Jeremy Sumpter. (Peter Pan. )

4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
A number theorist would say, "100%, but infinitely many of them don't."

5. What is the point of the septum?
Uh... it... next question.

6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
Neither of them came first. We all lived in the ocean first.

7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
Purple... because I like purple... so that's what your underpants are.

8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
In some parts of the world, it's below North Korea, and in other parts, it's just above it.

9. How thick is your favourite book?
It's one FBU (Favorite Book Unit) thick.

10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
It was all worth it. I will gain inestimable value from getting this psychological profile...

Of course weight and time quantities are incommensurable you'd be dumb to think otherwise.

You are under the illusion that you are perfect with no discernible flaws. This either makes deluded or a mannequin. You use statistical data to form conclusions to avoid revealing you don't know the real answer and believe we all once lived in a semi-detached coral reef in the outskirts of Las Vegas.

Jeremy Sumpter is a good choice if you have canibalistic urges but remember not to overcook and to use an appropriate garnish.

Your answers also reveal that you clearly have dictatorial tendancies the like never before seen. Demands on choice of undergarments will not be tolerated.

You are perceptive enough to understand there is no top or bottom of the Earth as we live on a rotating sphere but it also makes you annoyingly intelligent even if you don't know what a septum is.

You are an innovator that invents units of measurement to suit your own needs but are clearly gullible if you felt that this profiling exercise had any benefit whatsoever.