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Originally Posted by Tuumble  Please provide a seasoning...er...a reasoning for your answers. |
Whew! I can't think of that many different seasonings...
1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
Weight and time are incommensurable quantities.
2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
My skin is perfect.
3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
Jeremy Sumpter. (Peter Pan.
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4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
A number theorist would say, "100%, but infinitely many of them don't."
5. What is the point of the septum?
Uh... it... next question.
6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
Neither of them came first. We all lived in the ocean first.
7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
Purple... because I like purple... so that's what your underpants are.
8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
In some parts of the world, it's below North Korea, and in other parts, it's just above it.
9. How thick is your favourite book?
It's one FBU (Favorite Book Unit) thick.
10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
It was all worth it. I will gain inestimable value from getting this psychological profile...