1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
You're trying to confuse the obtuse American with incomprehensible English slang...80?
2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
A really thick scar on my knee from landing on a rock after doing a backflip...it would look a lot better, but we were going to a concert that night and therefore decided to forgo stitches.
3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
Joaquin Phoenix...he's yummy and vegan.
4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
Sadly many of them can afford neither exams nor glasses...what an insensitive question!
5. What is the point of the septum?
We would look funny with one big nostril.
6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
I'm gonna say York. If not that's really weird.
7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
Green...because you're fresh.
8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
Under North Korea (they don't teach Geography in the US either).
9. How thick is your favourite book?
About 1.5 inches.
10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
Not any more than necessary.
What say you?
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