Okay,
Here goes.....
1 - Gas mark 7
2 - My Uncle Raymond
3 - Julia's Robert
4 - 100% of the people who have glasses.....ha!!!
5 - Can I phone a friend?
6 - Neither....there was another town before them
7 - You are wearing clingfilm underpants, because we can clearly see your nuts!!
8 - No...No really I don't!!
9 - It's really stupid
10 - You are confusing me with someone who cares.
Phew....that was hardwork
G