Alright alright, I have one. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY BLONDE JOKES YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THIS... but you would be kinda overly dramatic.
So there was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette. They were discussing the lunch that was given to them and how they hated it.
The brunette said, "If my mom packs me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich one more time I'll jump off this darn building!"
The red head said, "If I get a balonie sandwich one more time for lunch I'll jump off this building too!!!"
Then the blondie said, "If I get a chicken sandwich one more time for lunch I'll jump off this building!"
The next day the mothers of the girls found their daughters dead and grieved over them.
The brunette's mom cried, "I shouldn't have given my daughter peanut butter and jelly!"
The red head's mom moaned, "I shouldn't have given my daughter a balonie sandwich!"
The blondie's mom stuttered, "Well... my daughter packs her own lunch..."
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