My wife said that she wants: 'I'll sleep when I'm dead' which knowing her means she's probably serious!
I considered 'Trail of Lonesome Pine' by Laurel and Hardy as it was the first record I ever owned and 'Atmosphere' by Joy Division which has the line: 'Don't walk away in silence'
I may even try a drum 'n' bass remix of the Funeral March which should get them chuckling.
