A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows."
"We went to look for them, and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
And that's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
looks like yours!'
"I don't remember much after that."
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Here are some love poems:
Roses r blue, Violets r red, Im crap with colours, but wicked in bed
Roses r red, Violets r blue, God made me pretty, so what happend 2 u?
Roses r red, Violets r blue but yo' momma's fat and so are you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, what you need is a better shampoo
Roses are red, violets are blue, you asked what's stupid, and I answered - that's you.
Roses are red, violets are green, you look like the monster in the film Halloween.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your breath is as bad as really old stew.
Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but your brother is gay.
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