In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful
young woman waiting for a bus was wearing a very tight
mini skirt. As the bus stopped, and it was her turn to
get on, she suddenly realized that her skirt was too
tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
little, thinking that this would give her enough slack
to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step,
only to discover that she still couldn't make it.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for
the second time, attempted the step. Once again, much
to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg high
enough.
With a little smile to the driver, she reached behind
to unzip a little more, but, again, was unable to make
the step.
About this time, a large Texan standing behind her
easily picked her up by the waist and placed her
gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic,
turned to the would-be Samaritan, and yelled, "How
dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you
are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I
would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly
three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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