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Originally Posted by Tuumble  My name is Gabriel Blast-Furnace and I was born just beyond the realms of possibility in filing cabinet at the Ministry of Defence in London's Whitehall.
I am married to a gorgeous Art Deco table lamp and in my spare time I enjoy painting horses. They don't seem to like it very much and the RSPCA have taken out an injunction me.
I am on the board of directors of the Milk Marketing Board and am about to embark on an expedition to be the first person climb the North face of my living room floor.
Contrary to popular opinion I am NOT realated to either Bernard Halitosis or Lady Natalie Barbiturate-Smythe though we did all go on the same Outward Bound Course together.
Some say I'm a dead ringer for Mr Potato Head but that's purely coincidental.
You can read the biography of the other side of my split personality here. |
I thought you sounded familiar!!
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