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Originally Posted by jwz  They should make your daily jokes mandatory, Shamou.
This is the one place I check every day. :-) |
Thank you for saying that...
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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of unfriendly natives.
Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, "I'm toast."
A ray of light breaks forth from the sky and a voice booms out:
"No, you are NOT toast. Pick up that stone in front of you and bash the head of the chief."
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash in the head of the chief.
He is breathing heavily while standing above the sprawled out-chief.
Surrounding him are the 100 native warriors with a look of shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again:
"Okay... NOW you're toast!"
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At Sunday school, the teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?"
"Sure," Little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard."
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