I recently attended the doctor with problem with my penis.
I told him, I have a problem with my penis and that when I showed him it he musn't laugh!".
He assured me that he was the consumate medical professional and that under no circumstances would he laugh.
Great, so I dropped my trousers and underwear and showed the doctor my penis. Well he stared at it for a moment, then he started to laugh and the laughing got more raucous.
After a couple of moments, he calmed down and apologised for his behaviour, it just that he has never seen the worlds smallest penis before, and he asked me, "What seems to be the problem with it?"
I said, "It's swollen!!"
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