Originally Posted by vertanno
You require a guide spirit to tell you to leave facebook. Have you mastered the art of turning off light switches yet? Perhaps you should consult the buddha on how one makes an egg sandwich.
Perhaps I could just tap the resources of some superior individual with total life experience such as yourself. Obviously you control your heartbeat, supervise the regeneration of cells, and still have time to spread plenty of enlightenment to the masses. What, fer godz sakes, are you doing wasting your time here on Earth?