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Originally Posted by Shamou  SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE:
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
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Shamou,
You are so wrong for these jokes.
You've corrupted me.
Okay, two more for you.
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? Open the car door.
What is the first thing a blonde says in the morning? "Hi, my name is..."