North Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in a trust for his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns 16.
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Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not admitted.
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The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.
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How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.!
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Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a Year for a million years.
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Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned down. In fact, it took out the whole trailer park.
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The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
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An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "Bout what?"
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