Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other hunter pulls out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a long silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says,
"OK, now what?"
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