With all my apologies to all the ladies here...
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
beer contains female hormones (hops contains phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1
hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn't drive.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while urinating.
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary to validate this theory.
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