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Originally Posted by Mark Lapierre 
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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hah, hah.
These two are the best, wonder if the witness was just being a smart ass answering oral?