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Old 05-27-2007, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Adrienne View Post
I must have laughed for 5 minutes on that one! Love it Shamou!

Adrienne
Thank you Adrienne...

A Guy Goes To A Supermarket And Notices A Beautiful
Blonde Wave At Him And Say Hello.

He's Rather Taken Back, Because He Can't Place Where
He Knows Her From.

So He Says "do You Know Me?".

To Which She Replies "I Think You're The Father Of One
Of My Kids"

Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been
Unfaithful And Says, "my God, Are You The Stripper
From My Bachelor Party That I Laid On The Pool Table
With All My Buddies Watching, While Your Partner
Whipped My *** With Wet Celery ".

“no,” She Replied, “ ....I'm Your Son's Math Teacher

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