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Old 05-24-2007, 01:59 AM   #56 (permalink)
Shamou
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The FBI was evaluating job applicants.

For a test, the agents took a man to a large metal door, handed him a gun, and told him, "We must know if you will unconditionally follow instructions. Your wife is inside the room sitting in a chair. Go in and kill her."

"You can't be serious," said the man. "I could never shoot my wife."

"Then, you are not the right man for the job. Take your wife and go home." replied the FBI.

The second man was given the gun and the same instructions. He went into the room, and all was quiet for a few minutes. The man then came out in tears and sobbed about how he had tried, but he just couldn't bring himself to kill his wife.

"Then you don't have what it takes to do the job," said the FBI and sent him and his wife home.

The third applicant was a woman, and they sent her in to shoot her husband. Boom Boom Boom. The shots rang out immediately, then there was much commotion in the room with screams and banging.

The woman came out and said, "This gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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