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Originally Posted by Tuumble  
Shamou strikes gold again!  |
As Elvis would say Tuumble, "Thank you ladies and gentlemen..."
Here is one that I like...
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,
and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is
that they must not get even a drop of paint on their
habits. After conferring about this for a while, the
two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip
off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the
middle of the project, there comes a knock at the
door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man." replies a voice from the other side of
the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug and,
deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind
man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?"
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