Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Q: Why are pirates so cool?
A: They just arrrrr!
Q: What's big and grey and sits in the middle of a paddock?
A: A filing cabinet!
There were two cows in a paddock. One cow said "moo", the other cow said "I was gonna say that!"
Bob was driving along on his snow mobile when it suddenly came to a stop for no apparent reason. There was steam billowing out everywhere, and he couldn't for the life of him make the thing start again.He looked under the hood to see if he could see any obvious problem, but since he didn't really know what he was doing he decided he'd just drag it to a nearby mechanic. He dragged and dragged until finally after half an hour of lugging the vehicle through the thick snow he made it to the mechanic. He explained what happened to the mechanic, who then had a look at the snowmobile. After about ten minutes of looking at the engine, poking and prodding around the place he went to Bob and said "It looks like you've blown a seal", to which Bob replied "nah that's just frost stuck to my moustache"
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