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Hi bettyboo11.
If you feel insecure and clingy, then this might have the reverse effect on your boyfriend. Here are some thoughts to consider in a poem of options:
Shakespeare:
if you love someone, Set her/him free ....
If s/he ever comes back, s/he's yours,
If s/he doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her/him.
Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her/him free ....
Don't worry, s/he'll come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her/him free ....
If s/he ever comes back, ask her/him why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her/him free ....
If s/he doesn't comes back within some time forget her/him.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her/him free ....
If s/he doesn't come back, continue to wait until s/he comes back.
Playful:
If you love someone, Set her/him free ....
*If s/he comes back, and if you love her/him still, set free again, repeat*
Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her/him free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates:
If you love someone, Set her/him free,
If s/he comes back, I think we can charge her/him for
re-installation fees but tell her/him that s/he's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone, Set her/him free,
S/He'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her/him free,
If s/he loves you, the probability of her/him coming
back is high. If s/he doesn't, the Weibull
distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.
Salesman:
If you love someone, Set her/him free ....
If s/he ever comes back, deal! If s/he doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, Set her/him free,
S/HE'LL BE BACK!
Insurance agent:
If you love someone, Show her/him the plan ....
If s/he ever comes back, sign her/him up,
If s/he doesn't, keep follow up with her/him and never give up!
Physician:
If you love someone, Set her/him free ....
If s/he ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If s/he doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.
Mathematician:
If you love someone, Set her free ....
If s/he ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If s/he doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c
is the infinite constant of no turning point.
Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone, Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL
If you love someone, set the person free.
If this person returns, s/he is yours.
If this person deosn't come back, s/he never was.
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