THE DRUGGIST
The husband arrived home after a tough day at the office and was met at the door by a sobbing wife who told him she had been insulted on the phone by the druggist.
The hubby jumped in the car and drove to the drug store and demanded an apology.
The druggist said "Listen bub", my alarm failed to go off this morning and I was late getting up. I left without breakfast, rushed out to the car and realized I had locked my house and car keys in the house. I got a bad cut on my hand breaking a window to get back in my house. I then got a speeding ticket in my rush to get the store open. About 3 blocks from the drugstore a tire went flat. When I finally arrived, there was a long line of people was waiting to get in.
As soon as I got the store open, I had to break a roll of nickles to make change and they spilled all over the floor. The phone was ringing off the wall and I was down on my knees picking up nickles. When I raised up, I cracked my head on the open cash register drawer causing me to stagger back against the perfume counter knocking several bottles of expensive perfume to the floor and breaking them. The phone was still ringing with no let up. I finally got a chance to answer it and it was your wife wanting to know how to use a rectal thermometer..and by damn...........I TOLD HER........."
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