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Old 08-14-2010, 04:54 PM   #186 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by BugMeNot23 View Post
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There, fixed that for you (the mind has a hard time with negation). What are you going to do instead?

Whenever you feel the urge to masturbate, sedate the kidney meridian (see Energy Medicine by Donna Eden). That'll help, and it's good for premature ejaculation too.

-James
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