[A.K.Light]

This is interesting. I'm glad you've given me a chance to think about it.

There's so many different factors that contribute to how a person reacts to what you say. And if someone misunderstands you, and gets offended or something, you can always smooth it over.

Just about anything will come out of my mouth sometimes, and jaws will drop, until I start laughing and smiling and saying "Just kidding, this is how I really feel about it..." I'm very rarely misunderstood or considered an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but I think I might know the key to our difference.

I play offense. I'm really not that social of a person, but when someone asks me a question that I don't feel like answering in detail, I'll just give them a vague response and then change the direction of the conversation completely. Then, if they keep talking, at least it's about something that's interesting to me, and if they stop talking because they don't understand me, that's great too!

A dry sense of humor is great because you can say what you really want to say while disguising it as a joke of some kind. In my own words, I'd say that it's trying to be funny with logic.