I want to be a grumpy old man when I grow up. I think I found the girl to chase while being a grumpy old man. However, I am going to need a grumpy old man friend. I was convinced I had that but he went and got hooked on some no complaining binge that has lasted almost three years. This clearly will not work.
I would like to mention that this is not my rant. This is just foreplay.