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Originally Posted by maryelyn  sounds to me like you were quite comfortable wallowing around in misery and had abandoned any resistance to your pitiful status. |
Ouch!
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Originally Posted by maryelyn great job - you might want to consider marketing this technique!  |
Well, er, ahem, actually I had planned it all and was in fact thinking of taking it mainstream. I call it the "Law of Sullenly Expecting Results", or LOSER for short.
Log on to my website now and order my exclusive series of LOSER DVD's! I've taken ancient principles just like everybody else and rehashed them in a way that you will find pleasing and that will seem like easy success is in, and hard work is soooo yesterday!
But wait, there's more! If you order my series of LOSER CD's now, I'll throw in a special edition FREE eBook called Chicken Soup for the LOSER!
And thats not all! If you dont feel like a COMPLETE LOSER at the end of 30 days, I WONT refund your money! If THAT doesnt make you feel like an total git, well then you're beyond help!
Disclaimer: program only works in conjunction the ability to delude yourself into believing LOSER actually does work. LOSER Inc. cannot be held responsible for your inability to deceive yourself.
[Authors note: this is a parody. LOSER is not an actual PD program. The author achieved this status entirely on his own. Thank you.]