Does anyone else have snarky spirit guides? Mine is sarcastic and insulting, he's always right and man does he let me know about it. First thing I'm doing after I return to the Universe is kicking his behind around for awhile. I used to think he was my ego, but a few incidents proved that he is not. Sometimes in dreams he and I will just sit there and debate. He shows himself in these dreams as an incredibly gorgeous man who makes Brad Pitt look like Danny DeVito so I'm guessing that's where his ego trip comes from - he's hot and he knows it.
Also, the last time I ignored him I ended up in a car wreck that cost me $900 and he does not let me forget it!
My first encounter with him was last summer when he told me what my life purpose was and I brushed it off. I think that is why he and I don't have the best working relationship. We understand each other now, and he's a lot more civil. Its funny, everyone thinks spirit guides are these benevolent angels always sweet and inspiring. Mine is inspiring all right - inspiring me to think of new ways to get into dream form so I can thwap him