Mynder IS a mushroom. He floated down from outerspace over a century ago, and has since learnt the delicate art of shapeshifting. So now he appears as the person in the picture, but when it's time for bed, he makes sure noone is looking, and goes outside into his garden, digs himself a hole in his garden patch and morphs back into a mushroom until dawn breaks, where he turns back, showers and is his corporeal form before anyone wakes up and is any the wiser.
Only one person ever learnt this about him...and he is no longer with us!
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