Once upon a time there was a little village with many picturesque cottages. They were rustic in construction, having wooden walls and thatched roofs. Things were peaceful enough except for the fact that goats frequently came in the night to eat the thatched roofs, exposing the villagers to all sorts of drafts. They were at a loss for what to do until Royster came forward. Being a clever bloke, he demonstrated that even goats can be repelled from eating thatching if one spreads curds up on the rooftop. This caught on and a new form of cheese now known as "cottage cheese" was gradually invented all thanks to Royster.