It occurred to me today that since I am the creator of my world, I can just go to the bank and collect all the money there. So, that's what I did. I first uncreated the police of course. Then I realized, since I created everything, then everything is mine and money is about the most useless thing I ever created. So there is no more money over here. Then I thought, why did I create all these people (traffic was bad)? So I got rid of everyone except my friends and family. Life is now so much simplier. I have found that uncreating stuff is just as satisfying as creating stuff. You should all try it unless you were one of my uncreations today. In that case, ooops!
I guess you only live because I created you to read all this nonsense.
Edit later in the day:
Weird, I just realized, this was an illusion that never really happened.
Last edited by Wabi-sabi; 11-07-2006 at 09:34 PM.
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