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Originally Posted by ahimel  Chocolate is a spiritual experience beyond anything else on this earth.
You can take your car to a mechanic without losing face
You can change your last name many times throughout your life
You can use concealer to cover a pimple without people thinking you're weird
You never get a rash in an embarrassing place because you used a gas station restroom that was just too icky.
You can dye your hair without people thinking you're weird.
Wedding dress...$2000; tux rental...$100; knowing it's your husband's job to pay for your daughter's wedding... priceless.
Great entertainment to be had from people who stare at your chest when you're talking to them
Any mood...any time
You can bond with your friends without punching them
You get credit for the tinest act of self-sufficiency
The same tool set lasts for years...maybe decades
You don't have to wear the same clothes every day because you have no fashion sense. |
Chocolate is the same experience regardless of sex.
Men can also change their name as many times as they desire.
Men aren't that superficial as to care about an insignificant pimple.
I have seen many men with dyed hair.
Saying it's your husbands job to do something sounds abit sexist to me.
Have you noticed where women stare, it's abit lower than your chest.
Men are very capable of bonding without using their fists.
There are many men with excellent fashion sense, but some couldn't care less about what they wear - they have more important things to worry about.