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Originally Posted by Plays With Life  (inspired by rei  )
Mwahaha.
Of course, as this will affect the whole world, World Affairs is the place for this thread. But, some confused mod seems to have moved it to Fun & Recreation. What can you do? :shrug:
Firstly, I will call in my fleet of moon-sized spaceships that I have parked 'round the other side of Jupiter. Then I will demand tribute from the puny planet they call Earth. Of course, the world leaders will refuse. (the insolence  ). Then, I will rain free food down on all the peoples of the world. Then I will proceed to run for the world-leader position of every country on Earth. And of course, the people will elect me in every case. Thus will I dominate the Earth.
So there's mine. What's yours? |
If you left your vessels parked behind Jupiter, they should have fallen towards Jupiter. But if you left them in orbit, they would be going around and I will spot them and will blast them to pieces, to create a new ring.
My plan to conquer the world is different.
I brought some alien creatures called "credit crunchies" that form giant hives called banks that eat people's money and then the droppings cause a hyperinflation and people would be jobless and starved. Once economic disaster happens i will contact world leaders to tell them that if they do not resign, I will leave credit crunchies to live on Earth. Sounds smart?