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Old 11-06-2009, 11:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Tanja View Post
Is there a return policy?
No returns or exchanges.

However, if you decided you were finished living, we'd be happy to take care of that for you. But there is an extra charge for that service.

Anything to keep our customers happy!

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What age can I choose as my 'immortal' age?
Good question! Right now, the technology only works with whatever your current age is. It simply stops you aging.

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Originally Posted by openeyes View Post
If it were physical immortality along with a high level of vitality/fitness, sure, particularly if extreme sports wouldn't end it prematurely and I could consciously choose to stop living if/when I want.
While high levels of regenerative powers are included in the package (free of charge!), we cannot guarantee invincibility. A severe accident could conceivable end your life prematurely.

And, your level of health and vitality depends on how well you care for your body after receiving our treatment.

If you did decide you wanted to end your own life, it would be possible.
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