since this thread was inspired by my enticing plans, the least i can do is share them with the pawns in my game.
first i use my psychology background to reveal everyone's weaknesses in the most humiliating way possible. in that weakened state, i get out my red phone and call the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to wreak havoc on the world.
my final step involves coming in under the guise of rebuilding to make everyone wear tutus and hard hats, including your pets.