(inspired by rei
)
Mwahaha.
Of course, as this will affect the whole world, World Affairs is the place for this thread. But, some confused mod seems to have moved it to Fun & Recreation. What can you do? :shrug:
Firstly, I will call in my fleet of moon-sized spaceships that I have parked 'round the other side of Jupiter. Then I will demand tribute from the puny planet they call Earth. Of course, the world leaders will refuse. (the insolence
). Then, I will rain free food down on all the peoples of the world. Then I will proceed to run for the world-leader position of every country on Earth. And of course, the people will elect me in every case. Thus will I dominate the Earth.
So there's mine. What's yours?