quotes from the movie: Planes, trains and automobiles
Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that f...ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f...ing, cheeks! Then you can give me a f...ing automobile: a f...ing Datsun, a f...ing Toyota, a f...ing Mustang, a f...ing Buick! Four f...ing wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f...ing nowhere with f...ing keys to a f...ing car that isn't f...ing there. And I really didn't care to f...ing walk down a f...ing highway and across a f...ing runway to get back here to have you smile in my f...ing face. I want a f...ing car RIGHT ****ING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're f....ed!
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