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Leandro Leme · 11-03-2006, 03:52 PM

Just for fun...

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A group of scientists had discussed which one of them
was going to tell The Creator they didn't need Him anymore.
One of them chosen, he went to Him.
The scientist said,
"Creator, a bunch of us have been thinking and talking.
I've come to tell you that we really don't need You anymore.
The advances we have made ! We're on the verge of cloning humans.
Creating a computer that will give us answers, answers and more answers,
so as You can see, we really don't need You."

The Creator nodded understandingly and said,
"I see. Well, no hard feelings.
Before you go, let's have a contest."

The scientist agreed,
"Sure, I'm all for that. What kind of contest ?"

"A man-making contest."

"O.K, Sure" the scientist replied.
He bent down and picked up a handful of dust and dirt,
turned and began his walk to the lab.

God said,
"No, no.
You go get your own dust."

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L

11-03-2006, 03:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Leandro Leme Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: São Paulo - Brazil Posts: 64	The Contest Just for fun... --- A group of scientists had discussed which one of them was going to tell The Creator they didn't need Him anymore. One of them chosen, he went to Him. The scientist said, "Creator, a bunch of us have been thinking and talking. I've come to tell you that we really don't need You anymore. The advances we have made ! We're on the verge of cloning humans. Creating a computer that will give us answers, answers and more answers, so as You can see, we really don't need You." The Creator nodded understandingly and said, "I see. Well, no hard feelings. Before you go, let's have a contest." The scientist agreed, "Sure, I'm all for that. What kind of contest ?" "A man-making contest." "O.K, Sure" the scientist replied. He bent down and picked up a handful of dust and dirt, turned and began his walk to the lab. God said, "No, no. You go get your own dust." --- L