Well, because someone liked it, I'll post my 2 new verses:
I have a regal bearing,
I'm courteous and caring,
Generous and sharing,
Pa rum, pa rum pa pum pum.
My posture is inviting,
I'm dynamic and exciting,
Amusing and delighting,
Pa rum, pa rum pa pum pum.
And I think that's about it, for this song anyways.
