Northstar of Hope...
I felt compelled to click on this thread and I now realize why that is. I must ask YOU to reconsider this post and your beliefs on religion. I know this might sound crazy, but I ask you to do me one favor. Click on this website:
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
And please read the articles there and consider giving your life to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Remember what it felt like to eat that first bowl of pasta? It was FSM wooing you with his noodly appendages to serve him.
Could you please convert to the Noodle Religion?
Sincerely,
James