Sorry, I left one part out. Of course if we have no answers, I'll take it that the saints and sages, enlightened and aligned, chinnells and channells, swimis and swamis, popes and priests... in fact the whole show, are missing in action. You know, 'normally I can and would lift 10,000lbs mate, but the old back's playing up today. Plus I'll be away for a few years on business, but don't worry I'll get to it eventually'

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