Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers
and Grandfathers is?
Well here it is:
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a
special effort with his family on the weekends.
Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter
out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.. Just he and
his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really
didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the
rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to
see her Grandfather. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'
'Oh yes, Papa' the girl replied, and do you know what? We didn't
see a single dumb bastard, dip sh*t or horse's *ss anywhere we
went today!'
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