Thread: I can't live without my ________ because _______
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:56 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by KazeCraven View Post
This thread is silly, because it assumes we would commit suicide or spontaneously die upon losing something.
That's why more joke-posts are necessary!
  • I can't live without my neurotomic protocore, because my central processor would be unable to function.
  • I can't live without my arms; because I'm forced to juggle chainsaws regardless of my physical condition, here at the circus.
  • I can't live without my identity-concealing Klan-robes; because I live in Harlem, and I wouldn't survive long if people knew who I was.
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Last edited by Alfonso Crawford; 07-15-2009 at 11:24 AM. Reason: turned examples into list
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